New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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