i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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