Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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