I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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