At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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