You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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