You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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