By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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