I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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