Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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