Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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