I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
