Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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