ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
