i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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