do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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