You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If that was your dad, he is hot
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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