I cockslap morals
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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