Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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