DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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