Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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