is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Do plants get herpes?
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