DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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