I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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