I think I am morally bankrupt
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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