I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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