So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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