I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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