new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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