biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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