So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
My cat gives me a boner
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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