I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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