the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
the condom got lost in my hair
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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