don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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