It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize
