Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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