fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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