none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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