think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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