I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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