I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
