We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
BRING THE BAGELS
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
