...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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