okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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