it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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