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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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