Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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