How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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