i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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