this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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