I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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