should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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