But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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