I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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