Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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