My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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