Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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