What should our trivia night team be named?
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cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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