have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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