hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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